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January 1, 2012 / lynnettedobberpuhl

My Naughty New Tweeps

One of my new things in 2011, that didn’t quite make my list of Best New Things, was Twitter. I know I’ve said this on more than one occasion, but I am not a dunce when it comes to technology; I do the facebook thing, and text, obviously I blog and am all over my smartphone. I can figure out how to get most things done on my laptop and the computer at BRX and even on my mom’s computer which I can’t even see. So even though you still seem to be skeptical, let me assure you, I can function with the technology. I was slow in finding my way to Twitter, though. First, I couldn’t think of anything I wanted say that was worthwhile and could be expressed in 140 characters. Loquacious me. Then, I was intimidated by all the @ and # going on. It seemed important though, so I begged Kelly to help me out and she took my by the metaphorical/virtual hand and led me through the setup. Then I ignored it for a few months, because I was still intimidated. One more tutorial with Kelly and I was hooked. I was tweeting like a little bird hopped up on espresso. But no one was listening. Because it takes time (unless you are famous or super popular, alas, not me) to build a following. So following me I had only Kelly, and some people I knew through freelancing, a couple of friends and my cousin (YAY!) I was following all of them plus some famous and/or super popular people who don’t know or care who I am, but they say entertaining/interesting things once in awhile and make my world seem bigger.

I tweeted out into twitterspace, and tweeted @ people, and used the #, mostly for laughs, and to my surprise and pleasure, people started following me! It was so nice! Obviously my wit and brevity were appreciated and I was aglow. And then I started checking up on my new “tweeps.” And, ummm, most of them seem to be adult internet porn folk? Nearly ALL of them?! Their names look normal, but their websites, my WORD! Not that I went there–as I said I am not a dunce, but when a person’s website is named…let me find one that I can use without going to hell…topwhores, you can kind of infer the content. And these people don’t tweet, except for one who actually had me thinking she was for real. This particular girl/woman/businessperson had five tweets; four inspirational quotes and one funny one. Clever, clever, I expect she will get LOTS more hits on her oral sex pictorial website than the others who just randomly follow naive mom bloggers but don’t actually have any words on their twitterfeeds. So, I have had to come to the conclusion that these people do NOT think I am interesting, or want to be my friend, but are only hoping that somehow I will be persuaded to buy access to naughty pictures of them. What floors me is that this must work to some extent, or why would they bother? Not that this has been a total waste of my time. Once my delicate sensibilities shattered around me, some of the website names were kind of amusing. Still gross, but sometimes you just have to laugh.

I am not thrilled that my first post of the year is about twitterporn, but I haven’t been able to get past this topic as I sit here at the computer. And it’s been a GREAT day! Church and big dinner, and photo organizing and I am reading a new book…and this is what I bring here to share with you. I think we are both disappointed in me, and yet, in order to move on, I needed to work through this. In apology, at least let me offer you the first thing I did today; a picture I took of the first sunrise of the new year. Older, wiser, and more ready to handle the strange new world we live in, I wish you the best in the remaining days of 2012.

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  1. SusanWritesPrecise / Jan 1 2012 9:06 pm

    I tried Twitter, but it didn’t last long. I received some downright ugly and disturbing tweets and “followers.” This is a strange, strange world…

  2. lizsturm / Jan 1 2012 10:57 pm

    That’s exactly how I felt on Twitter! I only signed up to send someone a sample of my writing, and I still don’t get the # thing. I did get my husband to follow me and some other bloggers (I followed them first.) Hey — if you wanna follow me, I’ll follow you (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, you know what I mean?) LOL! Beautiful picture of the new year!
    Cheers, Liz

    • lynnettedobberpuhl / Jan 2 2012 10:06 am

      I still tweet; I am just a lot less excited when I get notified that someone is “following” me. Now when I am “followed” I “look nervously over my shoulder to see if I have strayed into the red-light district.”

      • lynnettedobberpuhl / Jan 2 2012 10:09 am

        Also thanks for liking the sunrise! Obsessed with sky pictures lately, and a little bit proud of myself that I was up with the sun on day one 2012. 🙂

  3. Kelly Thompson / Jan 2 2012 12:09 am

    Hey, thanks for the multiple name mentions in your Twitterporn post! After reading it, of course I had to go check out my followers to see what kind of naughty people they were. No porn pervs near as I can tell. Although I will probably be a little more careful with my #tags in the future…

    • lynnettedobberpuhl / Jan 2 2012 10:03 am

      You were having some trouble with tweets from people with “isssues” of some kind, weren’t you? And no, I don’t mean me. And not those kind of issues, either. Good grief. I don’t think it is the hash tags drawing these people, but what do I know?

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